jerakal

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You should've used the pythagorean theorem, BITCH!

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Score: 9
When Pigs Fly

"This is what hell must be like."

submission: When Pigs Fly
date: September 23, 2009

That said, it's a decent game, I just don't have the patience for games like these.

I will however throw in a fuck you, just for good measure.

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Score: 10
Jinx Hentai Parody

"Fan-Fucking-Tastic"

submission: Jinx Hentai Parody
date: June 28, 2009

Another beautifully done flash Zone.

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Score: 10
There She Is!! final step

"Beautiful."

date: December 21, 2008

I've loved these flash cartoons since I was in middle school and watched the very first one. Every single one, from the light-hearted beginning, to the nearly-tragic climax, and especially the touching and heartwarming ending.

Through song and excellant animation you have told a story of unlikely love in the face of extreme ignorance, where love succeeds in the end. Watching these has been an experience that you can't get just anywhere.

Thank you for making these, I hope you continue to make works of art like this series.

I know I'll be watching.

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Score: 10
Midna Hentai Game Demo

"Finish this already!"

date: September 1, 2008

Your fans are waiting!

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Score: 7
Irod Bad!

"It was certainly amusing"

submission: Irod Bad!
date: May 15, 2008

Surprised you didn't even put in an easter egg for the event after the credits.

Also, yeah, you are a lot closer to Egoraptor than Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee's style is more about quick, witty methaphors in a sexy british accent.

While your video was fast paced it was very simple and not very clever at all.

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Score: 6
Tankmen Infinity

"It was ok"

submission: Tankmen Infinity
date: May 2, 2008

Yeah, I have to say, most of this felt kinda weak, I don't know if you were poking fun at the swearing in the normal tankmen but this wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original ones are and it doesn't feel right at all without the proper voice acting or bizarrely inappropriate comments.

You overemphasized the homoerotic humor to the point of being painful this got really hard to watch about 30 seconds in.

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Score: 8
Retarded Animal Babies 20

"Seriously."

date: March 22, 2008

Pretty sweet overall I gotta say, love the Lovecraft refrences, you really can't go wrong with that and I was wondering something....

Lovelace....

Lovecraft?

Coincidence?

I think not, spawn of Yuggoth.

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Score: 10
Metal Gear Awesome 2

"EPIC WIN again~"

date: February 24, 2008

I'd say the only part that wasn;t HI FUCKING LARIOUS was around the end with Meryl or where some of the jokes got a bit repetitive all in all it was just as brilliant as the first one.

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Score: 7
Madness Inundation

"Honestly not my favorite of the series"

submission: Madness Inundation
date: February 9, 2008

I liked the earlier ones a lot more, the lack of the favorite main character as the protaganist was nother strike against it, this one was ok, always nice to see Jesus kicking some ass but... these just got weird after 3 or 4 and didn't seem as good, maybe that's just me.

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Score: 10
TANKMEN .5

"Another Great Tankmen"

submission: TANKMEN .5
date: February 1, 2008

Just as funny as the rest of them, Great job.

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